Things You Should Never Tell People

"My poop was green today."

"Midgets really freak me out."

"I confuse Michigan and Wisconsin."

"Oh, I'm writing a novel."

Especially not the last one.

Because when you tell people you're working on a novel they seem to expect you to be constantly working on it and finishing it sometime soon.

I find myself feeling as if I'm not doing it right and incredibly nervous that it's not even going to be good. Especially when they ask the dreaded, "what's it about?"

Because so far every reaction I've gotten to the plot has been, "oh."

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

holy crap

The thing about the internet is that everything you do, seems to just float around out there forever.

I have too many blogs under my belt.