Baseball Love

Baseball season is once again upon us. Let us all give a shout of joy!

Selena is waay too excited.

I'm excited I need to go find all my cubs and brewers paraphernalia.

What sucks is that the Sox home opener was postponed today due to the bad weather we had yesterday. Unfortunately for everyone involved today turned out to be a beautiful, sunny (but chilly) day.

I need to buy tickets for the first Cubs Vs. Brewers series. I think it's going to be up in Milwaukee. Can't wait.

Obviously it's love...

Get out the beer and hot dogs, it's time for baseball.

p.s. I forgot to mention that we're working on our second story for Beyond the Game. The Renegades Cheerleaders, because let us remember kiddies Cheerleading is a sport.

The basics of Fútbol

It is a truth universally acknowledged that all mexicans are born knowing how to play soccer.

This is a false truth.

The only time I played the game on a team was for a brief period in the 7th grade when I joined the Lloyd Elementary Bulldogs.  

Our team sucked.  Like seriously sucked.  We were so bad (and poor) that we didn't even have our own personalized jerseys.  Our jersey didn't even have the name of our school printed on the front.  They were just blue and gold shiny shirts (we just wore our gym shorts or whatever) with numbers on the back.

My number was 12.  No longer my favorite number.  I played right guard... or something to that extent.  I just know that my role was defensive and I was near the goal, which was protected by my best friend Margarita.

I think I played all of two games before deciding that I was not going to have an amazing middle school career in soccer.

I remember a particularly bad game against our rival Hanson Park.  I swear to God that the girls on this team were on the 'roids.  They were freaking humongous and they were really good.  They clobbered us.  We all left covered in mud and all the worse for wear.  I still have a fucked up big toe from where this amazon ground her cleat-encased foot onto my little Nike sneakers.

After that I decided to stick to kickball (my game!) and softball--which I also played for my school... and which I also sucked at.

So to all my friends out there un-schooled in the game of Soccer here are the basics, courtesy of yours truly. ;)

First the field.

Soccer, or football, is played on a big ass field with a crap load of people running from one side to the other.  Although a few people cannot cross the center line (like the goalie) and the Centers can run around everywhere! 

There is a black and white ball that they have to kick around the field and eventually into one of the goal nets.  Preferably the net that belongs to the opposing team otherwise it's just not fun.  

Now here comes the good stuff!  By no means are any of the players allowed to actually touch the ball with their hands.  Making for good times and some fairly creative plays using random parts of the a player's body.  Head, feet, knees, butt...elbow...crotch...ok I don't think I've ever seen a crotch shot...a ha ha haha haha.  

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Like in all sports there is a guy in a stripey shirt (is that what he wears...I don't remember...) who runs around blowing a whistle and pulling out colorful flags.  He calls fouls and keeps the players in check.

Finally as with all sports there are the fans.

They are by far the drunkest, rowdiest, devoted (although NASCAR fans are scarily devoted) and ridiculous of all fans.

I myself am a fan of Guadalajara's Chivas.  They are the Cubs of the world of soccer.  They're really good, they're loved by all and they lose at key moments.  Fuckers.  

My loyalty them stems from the fact that my family hails from a couple of small towns outside of Guadalajara.

*sigh... why is it that every team I root for seems to disappoint me?

Holler!

Jeez, this has to be about the fifth or sixth blog I've started in my life.  My first one was here on Blogger.  It was a joint project with some high school friends, but as soon as we discovered Xanga (which I still have)  we abandoned it.  If you feel like a laugh feel free to check it out.

The Empire

But since I'm in a multi-media sports class I'm starting this one.  

There's something about having a faceless blog that makes one want to share secrets with the rest of the internet world... or maybe that's just me... o_O

• I'm not going to lie I have a tendency to flip channels when watching a game and I prefer to watch the last quarter of a game when all the really good action goes on.  
• I only watch the superbowl for the commercials and for the half-time shows.
• I like to find the hottest player on a team and then they become my favorite.
• I never got over the golden age of Bulls basketball... Michael come back!!! Phil Jackson we need you!!!  Who remembers Steve Kerr????
• I'm a total die-hard Cubs fan, but I can't afford to go to most of their games.
• I only root for the Sox if they aren't playing the Cubs...
• I'm a closet Brewers fan and really, really enjoy going to Miller Park.  (It's cheaper than Wrigley)
• I refer to soccer as, Futbol or Football.

I'm just regular girl who doesn't really understand some sports, but sure understands the thrill of the game and the deliciousness of a cold beer and some junk food.